Order Only: Private message to Pansy Parkison and George Weasley

[alt_fred]

Madam:

I write on behalf of Mr George Weasley, who is anxious to assure you that although the press of work for the new government of Albion has kept him from your side for some days, you are very much on his mind. Consequently, he has had his eye out for various sorts of little gifts that would assure a lady to whom he is devoted that while he must be absent in person, he is present in spirit. (A dragon, he thought, would be memorable and distinctive, but rather difficult to gift-wrap, and besides, Charlie is absurdly jealous about allowing them to leave the reserve at the present time.)

I am pleased to report to you that the following list of record albums will be delivered to you by one George Weasley when next you see him, as a sign of his humble devotion to facilitating your ongoing happiness by feeding your rapacious appetite for the strange music of muggle rock bands.

• Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull


• London Calling by The Clash


• Secret Treaties by Blue Öyster Cult


• Live and Dangerous by Thin Lizzy


• Lust for Life by Iggy Pop


• Days of the Future Passed by The Moody Blues


• Demons and Wizards by Uriah Heep


• Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd

(These along with about fifty others, in a box which will be made available for you to root through to your heart's content. Excited screeching is expected/encouraged.)

Also included will be a set of earrings that he rather thinks will look quite fetching on you. And a tin of toffees.

Your humble servant,

Mr Fred Weasley
Private Secretary/Amanuensis to
Mr George Weasley

P.S. (You will recognise Mr George Weasley when you see him because he looks surprisingly similar to me. Odd, that.)