Fred Weasley

Bright, distracting chatter is most certainly available on request. I'll have to dig around for non-potions topics, though. I've been up to my ears in parsley, spleens, and scales for what seems like an age and a half, and that tends to get rather dry rather quickly. Perhaps we can borrow Adam for a little? Babies tend to provide all sorts of entertainment.

And Fred, darling, the snogging bit is pretty much assumed, isn't it?